CURRENTLY

reading:
The Blood of Olympus
watching:
AHS
podcasting:
Night Vale, SYSK, Conspiricy Stuff, The Moth
writing:
shensley prompt, 5sos prompt, part two of this
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last fic rec list update:
19 Aug.

latest fanfic:
hittin' every red light
george/jaymi
posted on 21 Oct.

methwithari:

mihcael:

cliffordangst:

Promise?

aww such a baby

IN LOVE

pygmylouis:

pygmylouis:

bobby is reading me a list of wild requests made by hotel guests and this was liam without a doubt

image

#im crying this is so liam #i bet he bathed in it #lit some candles and whispered sweet nothings to the man of his dreams #the kernel 

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

So don’t you change a thing
Cause I like everything about you
From your hazy toes, from your lips to your nose
All perfect in my eyes


you’re perfectin my eyes ♡

you’re perfect
in my eyes 

The Liam Payne Meme - [4/4]  Favorite Relationships

Niall Horan

              @Real_Liam_Payne do ya wanna smell my armpits ?                 Y e s  or  n o ?

@NiallOfficial Yeah why not got nothing better to do

" NIAM NIAM NIAM NIAM "


drummajorpayne

gentlezayn:

JARKA YOU KNOW MY HEART I REBLOGGED THAT JUST SO I WOULD GET NIAM. LOVE U

  • shops for groceries: BOTH OF THEM. NIALL RIDES IN THE CART AND LIAM PUSHES IT TOO FAST AND THEY EVENTUALLY HAVE niall rides in the cart and liam pushes it around and they probably do ridiculous stuff like high five when they find out the yoghurt they both like is on special, and niall reaches up to kiss liam when they roll past the baby section and liam’s looking melancholy cause he knows how bad liam wants a kid. they’re always too accommodating with each other and they have to both put their feet down and take a bunch of stuff back before they go to the checkout.
  • kills the spiders: liam “grizzly bear” “tree-trunk” “brick wall” “strength of ten oxen” payne would not touch a spider if you paid him. niall calmly captures them in cups and throws them outside without a care.
  • comes home drunk at 3am: look tbh it used to be both of them but now that they’ve settled down a bit, it’s more that they both get drunk together at home. much nicer they have a great time.
  • makes breakfast: liam liam liaaam. liam gets up extra early and goes for a jog and then comes home and starts making like, spinach and mushroom omelets or something. and wakes niall up with a warm cup of coffee and a promise of breakfast any minute and niall is in heaven.
  • remembers to feed the fish: they take turns. they have a roster. with stickers. you put your sticker on once you’ve done it. liam’s stickers are smiley faces and niall’s are rainbow hearts. they have one fish and his name is finn-james.
  • decorates the apartment: collaborative effort af! niall has the eye for interior design and knows where everything should go and what colours things should be; liam can actually carry and move furniture and use a ladder and all that. teamwork is the niam motto. god they love each other so much i’m so sad. can you imagine liam trying really hard to position the couch juuust right and having absolutely NO SENSE of center placement AT ALL and niall’s exasperated but liam’s trying SO HARD and niall ADORES HIM. i’m UPSET
  • initiates duets: niall is more likely to initiate serious duets i think like, pulling out his guitar or pushing liam into the piano chair so they can sing together in the mid-afternoon after they’ve had a nap curled up on the couch together. liam is probably the one who makes everything you say into a song reference and niall joins in singing it because he’s a supportive bf/husband/life partner
  • falls asleep first: liam, unless niall’s not in bed. liam is such a lonely insomniac like if he’s by himself he won’t get a wink of sleep but the moment niall lies down and puts a hand on liam’s hip and kinda brushes noses with him, he’s basically asleep. niall sometimes takes awhile to doze off himself, but he sleeps in in the morning.